serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
*dies in flappy bird* *looks directly at the camera like i’m on the office*
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.